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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to volunteer and do something good this holiday season... So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef."

"[bum holds his hand out] ""can I have some change?"" change comes from within ""thank u. now I'm not poor anymore"""

"I like dating black girls Because I don't have to meet their dads"

"For me sex is like a game singleplayer"

"Silly Political/Finance Joke What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common? They're all going to be 65 this year."

"Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure"

"THEM: Hey, I haven't seen you for a while. ME: As planned."

"So a three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."""

"What did the booger say to the finger? Pick on someone your own size."