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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a giant firebreathing lizard with a procrastination problem Dragon his feet"
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"If you told them they would be on TV, millions would sign up for ""So You Think You Can Survive the Vacuum of Space""."
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"I went on a geology diet recently I lost a stone"
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"It's probably too soon for Ebola jokes on here... ...but when the time comes, I bet they're gonna be killer."
"I like this new trend in hotels where to get some light on you have to walk around the room for 5 minutes turning 8 small lights on."
"What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!"
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"Don't be that crazy person who collects cats. Collect something else instead like toenails."