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Joke of the Day
"Can I ask you a quick question? What is the quickest way to the front page?"
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"I told my barber that I didn't like the way he cut my hair. He said ""don't worry, it will grow on you."""
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"SCIENTIST: it's both man and machine ME: what's it called? S: I call it a cyborg M: I would have went with manchine S: *crushes test tube*"
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"I haven't washed my dogs in months I guess I like my bitches dirty"
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"Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night."