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Joke of the Day

"best thread convo u came across Let em rip guys an gals"

"There was a blackout in my town last night It's okay I called the police."

"What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa? ...an eggnogstic"

"If they made a movie of my life it would be a lot of me looking for something to wipe my hands on."

"What would romantic living dead movie be called? Zombaes"

"Just vacuumed for the first time in a really long time and apparently I have hardwood floors?"

"Penguins are scientist by nature... They always have to improve their slides !"

"I live in a country where everything goes well together A Combo-Nation"

"Why did the redneck Father walk his kid to school? They were in the same grade!!"

"Being drunk is a very unpleasant experience... Just ask a glass of water."