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Joke of the Day
"There was a blackout in my town last night It's okay I called the police."
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"""911 whats your emerge-"" I THOUGHT I COULD TAKE THESE PANTS OFF WITHOUT TAKING OFF MY SHOES"
"Bestiality People who take part in bestiality are fucking animals!"
"So this girl makes her own hummus. We're in different tax brackets I'm guessing."
"""Hey boo."" -casual ghost"
"Oh, I almost forgot; my mom told me to tell you guys hi."
"Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that ""PHILLIPS 14 INCH"" was actually a T.V"
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance We'll see about that"
"After 1am you can sit back and relax because the bad decisions pretty much make themselves."
"Wanna hear a joke? Me too"