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Joke of the Day
"A Freudian slip? That's where you think one thing but fuck your mother."
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"What do you call it when a zombie steals an idea Plaguegiarism Jesus Christ dafuq is wrong with me"
"What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs"
"Circumcision jokes are.... ....pointless."
"Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!"
"What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink? A Tequila Mockingbird."
"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth. Because I don't like playing baseball with girls."
"This day in Sweden... ...there was a black guy in Gothenburg."
"A girl gave me a dirty look for holding the door... Sheez, I'll never hold the door for them again especially when I have to piss badly."
"How does JK Rowling text her friends that she's just kidding :("