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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs"

"For sale: Thick layer of dust As seen on TV."

"I just saw a disclaimer that said ""don't try this at home"", so I tried it at my neighbors house."

"I needed to get a shipment of almonds to the airport quickly. It was so weird to call Uber and ask if they could drive me nuts."

"Yo momma is so fat Her toenails aren't painted, just redshifted"

"Did you hear about the cannibal's fashion consultant She had excellent taste. BA DUM PSH"

"What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet..."

"FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him, and say ""EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN"" Then watch how mad he gets."

"Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit? It was a bad habit."

"What does a racist get for their birthday? KK-cake"