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Joke of the Day

"Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!"

"Did you hear about the new Fiber One bars? Apparently nobody gives a shit."

"Two fish in a tank Fish 1: uh, Greg? Fish 2: what Fish 1: how do we drive this thing"

"What do they eat instead of ""pigs in a blanket"" in McKinney, TX? Pork in a roll. (At least I'm trying)"

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of ""safe"" and the f out of ""way""."

"An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with."

"Riding a donkey If you are riding on a donkey and someone throws rocks at you til you fall off, does that mean you are stoned off your ass?"

"What's a businessman's favourite dessert? Profiteroles!"

"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""

"I told my doctor I was addicted to Twitter He said ""I don't follow you"""