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"16 Sodium atoms walked into a bar followed by Batman"
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"What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster? The rooster says ""cock-adoodle-do"" whereas the prostitute says ""any cock'll do"""
"What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love? You cantelope!"
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"Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone? Because the barracuda believed that ""anemone of my enemy is a friend."""
"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."
"I invented a new word. Blooptershlorfin. I figured ""plagarism"" has been invented enough times already..."