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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure."
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"So I confronted and cursed my son out for being in a relationship with a man..... He told me his partner was a Tranny and I felt like such an idiot. Sorry Ma'am. Your masculine face had me off."
"I used to be a circumcist. The pay was shit but I got to keep the tips"
"What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo"
"You know how to make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."
"Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night Set a man on fire and he'll be warm till he dies"
"When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair."
"Alabama changed the legal drinking age to 33. They're trying to keep it out of high schools."
"How many redditors does it take to call-out a repost? WHO CARES YOU F*CKING LOSER I SAW SOMEONE MAKE THAT POST LAST WEEK."
"Cop: can you describe the man who stole your watch? Me: Yes, he had exceptional taste"