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Joke of the Day

"guy walks into a strip club.. guy walks into a strip club and says, ""hey!, who do I gotta blow to get a lap dance around here?"""

"My Doctor Told Me I'd Have To Stop Masturbating . . . I'm like, ""What? I thought it was OK!"" He goes, ""Yeah, sure, but I'm trying to examine you!"""

"Why don't you ever want Hitler to be your chemistry lab partner? Because he always ends with a really fucked up final solution"

"What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies."

"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics. ... ... But graphing is where I draw the line!"

"I'm agnostic. What happens to me when I die? Idk. (I decay)"

"What color is a chameleon on a mirror?"

"My phone got arrested today... It was charged with battery."

"Did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? Well, well, well."

"You can pretty much tell me anything is an anagram and I'll believe it. I'm not about to rearrange a bunch of letters like some doctor"