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Joke of the Day

"Why is Shield Commander Nck Fury upset With another eye missing he can't see a thing. He has officially become *Removes sunglasses Blind Fury"

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"wat apple fanboy caled it an ""apple fanboy"" insted of an ""iDiot"""
"Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras"
"Funny and strange video"
"Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one."
"Where did the glue go on vacation? Nowhere! He just stuck around!"
"Student: Can we postpone the test? It's on my birthday. Teacher: Well unlike your birthday, this test was planned ahead of time."
"What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use? Polaroids"
"Six hour flight home I'm stuck in the middle seat and the lady behind me won't stop saying ""awesomesauce"" pray for me please"