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Joke of the Day

"What is a female genitals favorite slide to slide down at the playground? The fallopian tube!"

"Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn't this using the internet backwards?"

"Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty to the charge of premeditated murder Frankly I don't think he's got a leg to stand on."

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?"

"Hear about the cross-eyed teacher? ... she just couldn't control her pupils."

"Moses was the first hippie. He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good."

"I'm sorry, you can't check your disobedient child on this flight. Guess you'll have to carry on your wayward son"

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Stab in and thrust up."

"A Blanket? It would be a fukkit."

"I saw a synopsis and some abstracts shot down in a hail of bullet points. I guess it was a summary execution."