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Joke of the Day
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Stab in and thrust up."
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"Why are there so many doctors in India? Because about 20 million people are Sikh."
"Menstruation jokes are never funny... Period."
"*puts on pickle costume* *gets stuck in pickle costume* *calls friend* Could you please help me? I've gotten my myself into a pickle."
"My MILFshakes bring all the police and devastated families to the yard."
"Looking Forward by Felix Ited"
"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her."
"How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd."
"Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else"
"I.. I.. Just... :( A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""