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Joke of the Day

"I saw a synopsis and some abstracts shot down in a hail of bullet points. I guess it was a summary execution."

"9 out of 10 people agree... Gangbangs are AWESOME!"

"A mexican is on your front lawn bleeding out and calling for help. what do you do? Reload."

"Thanks to Fitbit, all my anxious pacing can be passed off as exercise."

"a neurology proffeser is doing a lesson about orgasims. .. He asks one of his femal students ""what do you think your asshole is doing when you orgasim"" she replies "" its out playing golf"""

"How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares."

"How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her."

"Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!"

"Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn't really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them."

"there is literally nothing i care enough about to go on a hunger strike"