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Joke of the Day

"T-Rex probably died from the spread of disease since he couldn't use the soap dispensers without smashing his face into the mirror."

"Two computers were having sex All you could hear was 0 0 0 0 0 0"

"WAITER: Would you like any dessert? DATE: No, just the ch- ME: CHEESECAKE. Just the cheesecake."

"someone brought a box of lemons to work and emailed out saying ""there's lemons"" and now every one has a lemon on their desk. why"

"waiter: what would you like to order, sir? me: a naked salad, please. waiter: ... me: you know, no dressing."

"What does a martial artist get at starbucks Chai Tea"

"I don't want Hillary to become the first f president. Whoops, meant to say female but the ""emale"" got deleted!"

"My Facebook persona did not sleep well last night."

"How did the astrologer cross the road? In his Taurus!"

"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!!"