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Joke of the Day

"A Blanket? It would be a fukkit."

"The whole Greek Mythology could be summed up in one line............ ""Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling a bit too horny."""

"How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend? When he starts using condoms with other girls."

"I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house."

"Kanye West can't wait to be the best man at his wedding."

"i was sitting next to a gorgeous girl on the bus yesterday i was so nervous. i kept thinking to myself ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner"". she got a boner."

"WIFE: He's just so distant lately ME [skywriting]: U N T R U E"

"What's the difference between a $200 vacuum and a $50 vacuum? I don't know, they both suck."

"And the Oscar goes to.................................... Court for killing his girlfriend."

"If your rape whistle doesn't work you're fucked."