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Joke of the Day
"A Blanket? It would be a fukkit."
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"The word of the day is ""Legs."" Spread the word!"
"Who was the first person Aaron Hernandez called after the shooting? Wes Welker. Everyone knows you need a white Bronco to get away with murder."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great Food! No atmosphere."
"RT if your good at grammar."
"Once there was a man who never left his home. .......Don't get it? . Well, it *is* an **inside joke.**"
"Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen."
"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was just actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."
"If they can't ruin the holiday one way they'll find another My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem. But now he found Jesus and ruins it with that."
"I Have Decided To Publish My Sex Journal in two volumes. Volume A: Thinking About It Volume B: Talking About It"