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Joke of the Day
"What has seven arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
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"Just found out I've been using my Britta pitcher wrong for the last 2 months #nofilter"
"I'm shit at remembering names. But isn't every Tom, Rick, and Larry"
"A magic 8-ball would make better life decisions for me than I do."
"16 and Pregnant? How come I didn't get my own show when I was 16? ""16 and smart enough to use a rubber."""
"What do you call a Satanist dancer? A ba'al-erina."
"If that was me in the movie Taken, my dad would have missed the call and emailed me 3 days later asking if I have a job yet"
"Do you like warts? No. Don't worry. They'll grow on you."
"Shout out... ...to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is."
"Do you know how many 3rd party sects the catholic church is protecting? None, catholics aren't allowed to have protected sects."