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Joke of the Day
"I'm shit at remembering names. But isn't every Tom, Rick, and Larry"
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"Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? Because their jokes are told post-humorously!"
"Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter. (Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)"
"Knock knock! Who's there Jehovah Witnesses Jehovah Wit... *covers their mouth* SSSHHHhhh There right outside"
"The maple leafs are my favourite curling team Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye."
"My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :("
"I'm in the hospital with meningitis, so here's a joke on the back of my tiny $10.00 juice box : what kind of shoes are made from bananas? Slippers."
"What's similar between drinking American beer and screwing in in a canoe? They're both fucking near water"
"What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."
"How does Walter Palmer like his eggs? Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any"