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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how many 3rd party sects the catholic church is protecting? None, catholics aren't allowed to have protected sects."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, unless they're small enough to fit a third in there."

"What did 0 say to 8? Why's your belt so tight bruh?"

"So a Michigander, a masochist, and football fan walk into a store. He asks the cashier, ""Where's the Lion's jerseys?"""

"The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. And you said id never amount to anything"

"The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called ""Jesus"" They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein."

"Introducing 2017's newest best seller: A Million Little Fibers. Written by Melania Trump."

"Students of Chemistry Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve noble gasses in here."" Helium doesn't react."

"Is this math joke going to be bad? Paraboly"

"On a scale from 1 to 10 I tell people they're an 11. It's a fun way to let them know they don't exist and they take it as a compliment."