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Joke of the Day
"Do you like warts? No. Don't worry. They'll grow on you."
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"I have a doorbell chime for text messages. I just checked my door twice. I don't have a doorbell. Line up boys. This kinda genius is rare."
"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is gettin' better!"
"Winners don't do drugs... It chaffs the willy."
"I met Mike Tyson and he had his tiger with him. I said, ""Wow! I can't believe you actually have a tiger! I thought that was a myth."" He said, ""Well you were mythtaken."""
"What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing."
"Winrar is not free"
"If Sesame Street were real, and I went there, and I saw those things, I would shit my pants."
"[Dark] What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."
"What's three times worse than OCD? OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait..."