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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a girl for 3 months because we were stuck in a hammock."
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"I just watched a tumbleweed get blown across the road. I'm so jealous."
"Children of ISIS have been complaining of the heat and the leaders didn't know what to do... lucky for them, they were able to recruit Italian ISIS. credit goes to Jerry Seinfeld for the idea."
"To anyone who might want to try homebrewing: Trust me, it's wort your while."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !"
"Whats the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish man The Rolling Stone says, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud."" and the Scottish man says, ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe."""
"A little girl says to her Mother: Girl: Mom, I'm Bleeding. Mother: That's OK sweetie. It's just a sign you're becoming a woman. Girl: OK I was just worried about this axe in my shoulder."
"I blow-dried my hair, now it looks like the mane of a majestic lion who is really good at video games"
"What do warm toilet seats and pussy have in common? They both feel nice but you never know who's been there first"
"I'm not very religious but... I'm praying that next year there will be a Jew who can pardon me of all my crimes!"