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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a girl for 3 months because we were stuck in a hammock."
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"What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs."
"I'll betcha that Heimlich guy gets a lot of pats on the back."
"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."
"I'm doing asbestos I can.. dealing with mesothelioma."
"It could be the Vodka talking but I used to be a potato."
"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"
"I told my wife I lost 10 lbs in one hour ""No way. That's impossible!"" she said. ""Trust me,"" I said, ""I have no idea where our baby is."""
"It's hard telling how many Kleenex I've fathered."
"Mean Mom My mom was very mean. She would always complain to me ""why can't you be like your cousin Jeffrey, WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR COUSIN JEFFREY!"" ...My cousin Jeffrey died at birth."