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Joke of the Day

"What do warm toilet seats and pussy have in common? They both feel nice but you never know who's been there first"

"I was only young when I learned to count....... I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."

"Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors? If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan! ^I'm^so^sorry"

"Why do Storm Troopers like churchs? Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself"

"When British people get something stuck in their teeth, it's usually just another tooth."

"I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by. People hate it, but I'm a fan."

"Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone."

"Chris Pratt is my favorite actor whose name sounds like if a rodent fell in the McDonald's deep fryer"

"What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!"

"Modern day camping is an uncharged phone."