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Joke of the Day

"A little girl says to her Mother: Girl: Mom, I'm Bleeding. Mother: That's OK sweetie. It's just a sign you're becoming a woman. Girl: OK I was just worried about this axe in my shoulder."

"There are 10 types of people. Ones who understand binary, and ones that don't."

"Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time. She was a high hoe."

"What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !"

"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"

"How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it."

"Q: Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Wood."

"My jokes are still in alpha. Hopefully soon they'll get beta."

"If your'e anxious and you know it..... ...clasp your hands."

"My fourth grade teacher told the class to go outside and sit Indian style... so I drank a bottle of vodka and passed out in the street."