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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave"
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"What is Red and Smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint"
"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target."
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because she doesn't fit into B shells"
"""Doc, it's embarrassing, but I don't feel sexy."" ""Try wearing the wife's panties."" ""Really?"" ""Yeah, the red ones with the lace are nice"""
"Why do electricians make good mediators? Because they're good at finding common ground."
"Did you hear the news? The guy who invented predicted text died. His funerals on funfair"
"The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length."
"What does Bill Cosby eat for breakfast? Rapefruit"
"Women are like ice cream.. They're cold at first, if you keep them warm they melt, then they get fucking sticky."