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Joke of the Day

"I got a shopping cart today with 4 working wheels, it was full of lingerie models and self confidence and I was dreaming"

"Why are aspirins white? Because they work."

"I made a new company, selling landmines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof."

"According to movie trailers, 98% of white kids are possessed by the devil."

"If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?"

"Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas? Arkansas"

"Who is the most famous cow in France? Albert Camoo"

"What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand."

"I wish all black men were like unicorns... gay."

"What company makes the best fireworks? Spacex"