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Joke of the Day

"A cop stops a drunk man and asks: How high are you? The man replies: This is wrong english, you should say 'Hi, How are You?'"

"What do you call it when you say ""please"" and ""thank you"" during sex? common Coitusy"

"Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber? There was too much gas in them."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know."

"*wife walks over to me* *cups my face with her hands* *looks me in the eye* ""Why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?"""

"Me: *stumbles in front of boss at work* Boss: haha have a nice trip, see you in the fall Me: *takes 8 month vacation*"

"Did you hear about the new deal on liposuction at that British clinic? each pound is now only $1.33"

"What car does Jesus drive? A Christler"

"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis shaved."