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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis shaved."
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"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."
"Which programming language got a sex change? Fortranny"
"Careers Advisor to American student: ""What do you want to be when you leave college?"" Student: ""Alive""."
"If winning was easy, losers would do it."
"Popcorn is great but why did we stop there? This is America & I intend to find out what other foods would be delicious if we exploded them."
"Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history"
"I just quite my job at the helium factory. I won't be spoken to in that tone."
"Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big."
"Q: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? A: About fifty pounds."