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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a sports science major cry? Remind them that high school is over."
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"My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man's leg. It should be quite a shin-dig."
"Q: Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin? A: Scooby-Don't."
"Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town."
"What's Forest Gump's Facebook Password? 1forest1"
"I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar... I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook."
"AMA: US government thinks I am an ET dealing drugs Because I am an illegal alien."
"What do you call a blind person who can't find his/her glasses? Eyeronic."
"Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad? ...because William Shatner"
"What's the difference between a politician and a tiger? One of them is a big puss"