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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated."
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"did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona"
"Here's a UPS joke Too late I rang the doorbell, but no one answered. Will redeliver tomorrow. No, you can't come pick it up."
"I've always wanted a job cleaning mirrors... It's just something I can see myself doing."
"So here i am sitting at a bar when a beat up blonde walks in. She ran into many bars."
"What's the difference between telling a good joke and sex? Dunno. I'm pretty shit at both."
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper"
"A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food truck... ... And says ""make me one with everything""."
"So my pregnant wife wanted to introduce toys in the bedroom... I suggested a clothes hangar"
"I named my penis Kobe. I drink lots of beer and massage it."