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Joke of the Day
"A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food truck... ... And says ""make me one with everything""."
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"Isn't it great to live in 21st century ? Where deleting history has become more important than making one."
"Tried to sign up to a website the other day... I put my password as ""beef stew"" It said password not stroganoff."
"I am sad I can no longer get Arnold Palmer's at restaurants anymore But it looks like I can get an Arnold Embalmer now."
"*rolls up on dance battle* Sick moves bruh. You know who else had sick moves? Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ *hands out pamphlets*"
"If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?"
"What is the only way to stop Donald Trump? A Cruz missile."
"I got my sister a T-shirt and a dildo... That way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself."
"Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know."
"SORRY I REPLACED EVERYTHING IN YOUR FIRST AID KIT WITH BAGS OF BEEF JERKY YOU MIGHT BE MAD NOW BUT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER"