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Joke of the Day

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper"

"Robin Thicke can't even name a second Robin Thicke song"

"What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt? Karma."

"My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it."

"How do you know someone went to Harvard? They tell you."

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light."

"midget in the library midget walks into a library and ask do you have any books on irony? the librarian replies sure they are on the top shelf"

"*puts a DVD of 'Frozen' and a DVD of 'Dante's Peak' into the same DVD player* *'Waterworld' starts playing*"

"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year. Roll on 2016."

"What do boxes breathe? Boxygen"