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Joke of the Day
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper"
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"Why didn't the vampire feed off of Taylor Swift? She had Bad Blood."
"Looking for a lost joke, Please help, The joke it making some one say twoo instead of two but i forget what two words you repeat to trick them. Please help."
"I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate..."
"What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? A toilet can become president."
"I'm amazed how long I will watch a stupid infomercial, because I don't feel like reaching for the remote."
"When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, ""Oh, I don't even own a book."""
"A 15 year old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy bird."
"*navigation voice* BEAR TO THE RIGHT *gets eaten by bear*"
"why don't women wear watches? there's a perfectly good one on the stove"