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Joke of the Day
"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."
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"Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence."
"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted people"
"Baby, are you a silent movie? Because when you talk I don't hear shit."
"Despite my drinking, I can honestly say I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman But man I've woke up with a few."
"Do you know why nobody ever talks about womansplaining? If you don't know why then there is no reason for me to tell you."
"Ten years ive been looking for a play on words to impress my friends.. No pun in ten did."
"Did you read the article about corduroy pillowcases? ... They're making headlines."
"My boss told me to have a good day.. So I went home."
"I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people."