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Joke of the Day
"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."
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"How do government employees wink when they're at work? They briefly open one eye."
"Hey Joe, did you return that axe to Frank? Yes. And what did he say? Yaaaaauh!"
"Splinter: Leo. Mikey: I'm Michelangelo. That's Leo. Donny: I'm Donatello. That's Leo. Leo: I thought I was Raphael. - Why they wear masks"
"I can finally scratch ""murdering an anonymous vagrant"" off my bucket list. I didn't do it, it just doesn't seem all that appealing anymore I guess."
"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food""."
"Pretending you're dead to avoid conversation in the hospital is the worst way to learn how a defibrillator works."
"What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? A cannibull..ha..ha..?"
"Why did the Catholic cross herself?"
"WARNING Drinking before pregnancy can cause pregnancy."