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Joke of the Day

"He died in the bath trying to make a YouTube video entitled 'Aqua-Toast'."

"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"

"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."

"[with father in law] ""You know how to pluck a goose, son?"" Er yes sir, sure do *stretches goose's neck and plays it like a double bass*"

"If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a swagasaurus."

"They say that kissing makes your day ... And anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you"

"Accordion to a recent study, switching the words of a sentence with a musical instrument often goes unnoticed. It's science."

"What do you do when you come across an elephant? Wipe it off and apologize."