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Joke of the Day
"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"
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"Just saw a great panel at Comic-Con, ""How to Talk to a Human Woman."""
"*SEES SPIDER DRESSED AS A CLOWN IN THE SHOWER* **LEAVES THE UNIVERSE**"
"Pull the pin out of a grenade... and you can keep it for the rest of your life."
"Sex can make your day But anal can make your hole weak"
"If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end... It wouldn't surprise me at all."
"What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims? House blend."
"How are ninjas and soft core porn alike? You never see them coming."
"[at wine tasting] Hmm yes, very good. a slight smokey undertone. ""Sir, you just put your cigarette in your wine"" Strong smokey undertone"
"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"