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Joke of the Day

"What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables? Lettuce pray."

"If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?"

"Two women in a shared cell were in the prison for 15yrs. When they were freed... ...they spent another 2hrs talking outside."

"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."

"til the hard way that my toenails are stronger than my teeth."

"I asked Ness (of Earthbound and Super Smash Bros. fame) what his favorite TV show was... His reply: PK Blinders!"

"What couldn't the cross-eyed teacher do?.... Control their pupils"

"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mipe"

"No one laughed at my geography joke I guess you had to be there."

"Yall wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."