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Joke of the Day

"A father says to his son, Father: son stop masturbating so much or you'll go blind Son: dad I'm over here"

"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it."

"Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs? He wanted his *Kidneys*."

"Does anybody have any really old jokes that are actually funny? I'm talking antiques, 100 years +."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt."

"I'm tired of seeing ""Hey OP, I banged your mom"" comments every time I post a submission.... I never should have given dad my username."

"He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them."

"Judaism was very popular leading up to WWII It died down a little afterwards edit: it"

"Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine? When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around"

"If ""The Purge"" was real, I'd hide in Aeropostale cause no one has been there since like 2009"