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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand? Ones used for cunning stunts."

"When comedian Jimmy Carr was told by an obese women ""I think you're fatist,"" he responded, ""No. I think you're fattest."""

"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... ...on six months of sobriety."

"Son, i don't think you are cut out to be a mime. Son: Was it something I said?"

"I have a fear of speed bumps... But im slowly gettin over it."

"Man it would suck if I died on this plane mostly because of some unused gift cards I was waiting for ""the right time"" to use."

"If I want to check instructions and it's in Spanish, .. .. am I checking a Manuel?"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"Why is african education so behind? Because instead of learning their abcs they learn their stds"

"Is siri better than you? that's a siri-ous question."