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Joke of the Day

"If I want to check instructions and it's in Spanish, .. .. am I checking a Manuel?"

"What did the black kid get on his SAT's? Barbeque sauce."

"There is a bible book all about beer... Its called Hebrews"

"Some of your behaviour is completely embarrassing but highly entertaining. Carry on."

"Did you know that being possessed by a ghost increases your body weight? For weight loss, exorcising is recommended."

"What does a hairstylist call their resume? A tresume."

"Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the God Particle is black..."

"Ugh, I hate social media. (please validate this opinion via social media)"

"What do you do when you come across an elephant? Wipe it off and apologize."

"Why are cars slower than planes Because they're tired. PS. First post here.."