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Joke of the Day
"Is siri better than you? that's a siri-ous question."
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"There are two types of people in the world: those who need closure"
"If you're going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty."
"Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep"
"Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl"
"Where did Pedobear go to college? Brigham Young"
"""You deleted your search history. Good move. But you forgot about something..."" *cop gets all up in suspect's face* ""Targeted. Banner. Ads."""
"My girlfriend had sex with her ex, instead of breaking up with her I did the same thing. For the record he said I'm a much better kisser."
"They say not to covet which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac."
"If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down. That leaves a wide range of colors I have no idea what to do with."