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Joke of the Day
"*decides to workout* *lays on ground to do sit-up* *find skittle on ground* *eats it* *takes nap*"
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"Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, ""Miss Information"" Edit: source - South Park"
"Humpty Dumpty Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."
"I went to a gay bar. As I sat down to order a drink, I went to a gay bar. As I sat down to order a drink, a kind gentleman approached and offered to push my stool in."
"Things you don't say while attending a group for sex addicts. I'll start... ""I'm glad you came."""
"It's OK people with a poor grasp of the English language, I'm a sex attic too."
"Give me five hundred good reasons you think I'm too demanding."
"'I just call it like I see it...' -People giving their unsolicited opinion about their unsolicited opinions."
"Christmas Stuff [all] So what's up with all of the Christmas ads and it's not even Guy Fawke's day? Like who thinks of this stuff?"
"How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?"