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Joke of the Day

"I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself."

"Just got every hair on my body waxed off except eyebrows and head. I look like a naked mole rat. Men, come & get me if you're into rodents."

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer..."

"Had sex at the bowling ally on the ball return.. ...the girl loved it because I gave her 9lbs from the front and 14 from the back"

"Did you hear about that new species of mosquito? It's called the Nickelback, it really sucks."

"My math teacher asked ""should we trust a radical?"" I said no, they ain't safe around planes."

"A man takes his dog to the vet... The veterinarian asks what the dogs name is. The man replies ""This is my boy, Rodger."" The veterinarian then replies ""Oh, so the mothers a bitch?"""

"If a shark attacks you, DO NOT punch him in the nose. Be the bigger person and just ignore him."

"There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base three."

"if you collect ladies of the night [nsfw] does that make you a whorder"