60697

Joke of the Day

"A Social Justice Warrior went to the doctor about their weight problem. The doctors says to avoid trans fats. The Social Justice Warrior asks, am I allowed to use Tumblr?"

"""IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE???"" [i stand up super fast & knock myself out on the luggage compartment, requiring another doctor]"

"I met my wife online. It was love at first site."

"I never get the silent treatment when I really want it."

"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"

"Leading up to the wedding (NAME) has been on a whiskey diet. His lost three days already."

"If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up They would be alloys"

"A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says... ""What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?"" The pirate says, ""Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"""

"What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends."

"Copper is highly conductive of electricity. Does that make it ""powermetal?"""