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Joke of the Day

"How do you call a lesbian's pussy? The no man's land. (From me, but that's an easy one, so someone must have come up with it before. But as a frenchman, I'm pretty proud of it.)"

"Boys are like bras.. They are cute and supportive until you use them too long and then they fall apart... ...also that's when the support ends"

"I thought you were good looking, until I clicked ""view more pictures"""

"being a secretary must really suck."

"what did my sperm get for easter? an egg hunt!"

"I was raised as an only child. Which really pissed my brothers off."

"I met a farmer who genetically altered a chicken to have six legs so his kids didn't fight over the drumsticks. I asked him how it tasted. He said he didn't know. He couldn't catch it."

"Right now the owner of Men's Health magazine is beating an editor who forgot to include the phrase 'rock-hard abs' on this month's cover."

"What do you call a slav tree? A Dimitree."

"Funniest Joke Ever My life"