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Joke of the Day
"what did my sperm get for easter? an egg hunt!"
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"How many apples grow on a tree? All of them."
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist."
"Leave a Post-It on your girlfriend's birth control that says, ""guess u don't want 2 have my babies haha."""
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks ""Is the bartender here?"""
"Mercurian day So - apparently one day on Mercury is an agonisingly long 1408 earth hours long... In other words - one Earth Monday."
"A comedian is called to the IRS... ...they tell him he owes more taxes. He says, ""Why?"" They say, ""Because we appreciated your humor."""
"What do ducks smoke? Quack!"
"Me: you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"
"My girlfriend just broke up with me, mainly because of my extreme Burger King addiction. So I said to her ""Fine, have it your way."""