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Joke of the Day
"What do iPhones eat for breakfast? Siri-al"
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"Bad Cop: The proof is in the pudding. Good Cop: Stop putting all our evidence in pudding. Why do you keep putting our evidence in pudding?"
"Hoping there hasn't been one in a while, but blonde joke thread. How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door"
"Astrophysicists still struggling to explain the Big Bang Theory: ""It's a corny show! We just don't get it!"" said one astrophysicist."
"What did the monkey say when he was throwing his feces? This shit is bananas!"
"What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people."
"My iPod can hold over 3,000 songs, or one voicemail from my mom.."
"When your parents get old, you take care of them the way they took care of you when you were young. Which is why I gave my kids heroin."
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny. Dozen tit."
"""I'll be black"" the potato dramatically announced moments before going into Sarah Connor's freezer -The Termintator"