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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a slav tree? A Dimitree."

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"Where does Muscle Milk come from? Muscle mammary"
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na nas"
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs? Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."
"I know a good dad joke. But I have to wait for Dad to come back to tell."
"It's so cold in Michigan right now. The politicians have their hands in their own pockets."
"Alcoholism joke? If a person who is addicted to alcohol is an alcoholic, the a person who is addicted to cats is a catholic?"
"i made this joke up last week my friends say too soon knock knock who's there chris brown chris brown who who da fuck chris brownn dis ray rice bitch(punch to face) git out the elevator"
"What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow? Get to the back of the meat grinder!"