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Joke of the Day

"I thought you were good looking, until I clicked ""view more pictures"""

"Germany vows revenge after Brazil's goal yesterday This must not go unpunished"

"Today i learned that dolphins are the only animals other than humans that enjoy sex! I'm not sure if it was worth getting banned from all those zoo's to find out though"

"How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon? 3edgy5me"

"I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn't really work otherwise."

"When you have kids, ""sleeping in"" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was."

"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"

"When I was in jail I was asked by one of the rather large inmates, ""you wana be the poppa or the momma?"" I responded with ""Poppa""..... ""then get over here and suck mommas dick"""

"I was talking to a religous friend when I remembered that Moses drank lots of tea ""Oh really, how does he make it?"" ""Hebrews it."""

"My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on."