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Joke of the Day
"Maybe if I swallow enough magnets I'll become attractive."
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"Can someone call me right now? I'm at the dog park and my ringtone is a doorbell."
"You know what George Bush and Floyd Mayweather have in common? W."
"What font is used for alphabet soup. Times New Ramen"
"So Tiger will be back for The Masters? I was really hoping he'd wait until The Player's Championship. The man's comedic timing is terrible."
"BMW tried to make an amphibious vehicle... Mercedes and BMW started selling amphibious vehicles. Soon, however, BMW was forced to stop selling them, as their customer's kept getting the Benz."
"Why are gay guy's houses so clean? Because they are so anal!"
"Choose your friends carefully, They are the ones who tag you in photos."
"""Let me be clear"" the sliding glass door said as I face planted it."
"Those who say ""two wrongs don't make a right"" have obviously never tried ranch dressing on french fries."