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Joke of the Day
"You can't make a squid cake... But you can make an octopi."
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"Simple cure for childhood obesity: Ice Cream Trucks that don't Stop."
"Where does a king keep his armies? Up his sleevies"
"Hello it's 911, what's your emergency?"" ""Two boys are fighting over me"" What is the problem with it? ""The ugly one is winning."""
"Did you hear that Jada is pregnant by Alexis ? They plan to call the baby ""pinkitt"""
"Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby"
"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.. you racist bastard!"
"Where do white supremacists go shopping? KKK-Mart."
"How best to save the iPhone from FBI? Crack it before they hack it."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis."